Mary-Kate and Ashley: Winner’s Circle is a questionable cut of horse meat

Delicious

I don’t know much about horses. I know that they have four legs and taste amazing. That’s about it. I never had a horse-obsessed phase when I was growing up. That’s probably because I played video games, where they’re mainly depicted as cars that run on oats.

I also never had an interest in Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen, probably also because of video games.